RULES:
1) Answer the questions below.
2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box.
3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers).
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you.
5) Please tell the artist that you featured them. It's only fair and you would want to know if it was your art that was featured. (I didnt, cant be fucked right now, but I´ll get down to it.


1. The age I will be on my next birthday: 22


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2. A place I'd like to travel: Bali


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3. My favorite place: Forest


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4. My favorite object: Chillida Sculpture (the girls aren´t bad either)


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5. My favorite food: BBQ


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6. My favorite animal: Bull Terrier


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7. My favorite color: Black, Red, White Combo


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8. The town in which I live: Barcelona


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9. Name of past pet: Rocky


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10. A dream come true:Understanding


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11. My nickname/screenname: Pantoffelgeist


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12. My middle name: Alonso


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13. My favorite Smell: Mom's homemade soup! (homemade tomato and potato soup)


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14. Bad habit of mine: Smoking


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15. My first job: Call Center


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16. Favourite Movie: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas


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17. What are you doing right now?: Waisting Time


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18. Whats The Weather Like?: Perfect


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19. Favourite Sport: Beer Pong


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20. Favourite Band:Toots & the Maytals (at the moment)


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I am tired of looking at dumb test i havent updated in ages every time i log on so from now on i will update weekly at least and put phrases or anything i find interesting and worthwhile sharing.

Primero una greguería de Ramón Gómez de la Serna:

"Entre los carriles de la vía del tren crecen las flores suicidas."

What are you?

--THEATER KID--
[X] Ever been in a School play?
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway/West End show?
[ ] Seen more than 10 shows? not all on broadway
[X] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[X] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!
[X] Do you like the Sound of Music?
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?

--REDNECK--
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[X] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?
[ ] Do you like country music?
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?


-GOTH--
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[ ] Is most of your clothing dark?
[X] Do you think about death often?
[X] Do you want to die? (eventually, I certainly dont wanna live forever)
[ ] Are you a social outcast?
[ ] Are you pale?
[X] Do you own something from Hot Topic?
[X] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[X] Are you mean? (I can be)


--PUNK--
[X] Can you skateboard?
[X] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.?
[X] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[X] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[X] Do you watch the x-games?
[ ] Do you have any piercings?
[X] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[ ] Are you a rebel without a cause?
[ ] Have you called someone a poseur recently?
[ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur?


--PREP--
[ ] Do you say the word "like" alot?
[X] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[X] Do you laugh alot?
[ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[X] Do you like pop music?
[ ] do you want/have a little dog?
[X] Do you smile a lot?
[X] Do you hang out with your friends alot?
[X] Do you always carry a purse/wallet


--HIPPIE--
[ ] Is your hair long?
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[X] Do you want to save the animals? (Not all of them cuz I also like to eat them, but i´m against animal cruelty)
[ ] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[X] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[X] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[X] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? (while high on shrooms)
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?
[X] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?
[ ] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?
[ ] do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?


--GANGSTA--
[ ] Do you act ghetto?
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?
[X] Do you like hip-hop?
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?
[X] Do you like afros?
[X] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[X] Do you like to dance?
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?


--EMO--
[ ] Do you cry often?
[X] Do you wear hoodies?
[X] Do you like hard music? (do emo´s like hard music? I thought they were into dashboard confessionals and simple shit like simple plan.)
[X] Do people not understand you? (yes but I dont bitch and cry about it)
[X] Do you write your own poems?
[X] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? (just to cover the time I dyed it white)
[X] Have you ever cut yourself? (I thought we had all had that phase, now it´s only by accidents)
[X] Are you LONELY? (and I lke it)
[ ] Do you like ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights?
[X] Do you think a lot? (hahahahahahaha, this is disturbing, whoever wrote this is a dumb ass)


--SURFER--
[ ] Do you surf?
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[X] Is your hair shaggy?
[ ] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[X] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[X] Do you hate tourists?


--GEEK--
[X] Do you wear glasses?
[ ] Do you get good grades?
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[X] Are you on the computer often?
[X] Do you ever get picked on? (I used to, but not too much though)
[X] Do you look forward to going to school? (not for academic reasons, short skirt reasons)
[ ] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[X]You play video games?


Conclusions: -I am dangerously "emo"
-Who ever wrote this is a 12 year old that watches too much american t.v... since when being punk is wearing vans and band t shirts (what if the band t-shirt you own is linkin park?) Sid Vicious must be puking in his grave.
To many dumb ass stereotypes and innacurate information.
-I'm a dumb ass for filling this in and posting it (while calling my own self a dumb ass).

"Dicen que el hombre no es hombre mientras no oye su nombre de labios de una mujer,
Puede ser..."

-Antonio Machado


"El Conde Duque de Olivares espeta a su bastardo rebelde " libertad ?" para que la quereis?
y recibe la respuesta: Para respirarla.
Para que se quiere el aire, y morimos cuando falta?
Y podras conocerte recordando.
Del pasado soñar los turbios lienzos, en este dia triste en que caminas con los ojos abiertos.
De todo la memoria solo vale el don preclaro de evocar los sueños."

-Antonio Machado

Mi padre me ha enseñado estos versos entre muchas otras cosas y entre ellas la siguiente:

"¿que mentor ha de guiarme?
ninguno,
en amor y en arte me delita viajar solo"

-Amado Nervo (Juan Crisóstomo Ruiz de Nervo)

<<"¿Quien te ha proporcionado una filosofia tan risueña?" Pregunta el Conde de Almaviva, a lo que responde Figaro: "La costumbre de la desdicha; me apresuro a reirme de todo, por miedo de que todo me haga llorar">>

-Mariano Jose de Larra

Just 1 more rule to spice it up a knotch...

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
6. Place a section of the lyrics qhich you think is relevant to the answer. (only if the song has lyrics ovbiously)

How are you feeling today?

File 13 - AFI

"I'd run head-down into a wall and watch my blood run faster.
Girls laugh and pass me on the street.
I spook out everyone I meet.
I've got pink toenails on my feet, I'm such a fucking master."

- Self destructive apparently.


Will you get far in life?

Todo es desorden - Pedro Guerra

"no seré el guardián de nadie
ni el espía ni el bandido
en el hueco de la cama
dormirá el amor herido"

- Only if the right woman is besides me.


How do your friends see you?

Unacceptable - Bad Religion

"Irreducible is the word for today, plastic compounds and nuclear
waste, what the hell is the matter with the pople on this planet?
have we all gone insane?"

- As part of the problem?


Will you get married?

Great expectations - Jurassic 5

"Uh, no doubt, it took ten years, for me to pressure cook my
fears"

- In ten years or so


What is your best friend's theme song?

Idiot box - Aquabats

"Now
I'm just a boy
I watch too much tv
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Casper the ghost is so friendly
nobody knows, nobody knows"

- The T.V. is my friend (in between things)


What is the story of your life?

Cold feelings - Social Distortion (Dover Cover)

"They come without warning and they stay too long
I don't wanna feel, and if I run they'll be twice as strong.
I wait for a warning, I'm waiting for some kind of sign,
I try to separate , Try to separate my body from my mind."

- Always happens, condemmed to be a victim of cold feelings


What was high school like?

Todo lo de mas - Grupo de expertos sol y nieve

"Lo mucho que me callo,
lo poco que te cuento
estrellas de cines, tontos del pueblo
y calcetines sucios sobre el edredon
todo lo demas"

- Nothing to add


How can you get ahead in life?

When she belives -Ben Harper

"And a song that pleases a queen
Will always please me
I have heard the wisest of wisdom
And I have dined in palaces and kingdoms"

- Please the queen, make her belive.


What is the best thing about your friends?

Cita en el quirofano - Panda

"tenemos una cita en el quirofano
vendra el doctor me aplicar· cirugia
me sacara el corazon transplante de corazon
ahi te va mi dolor
transplante de corazon
ahi te va mi dolor."

- That they would help me rip the heart outta the bitch that hurts me?


What is in store for this weekend?

Deseo - Pedro Guerra (2nd appearance in random)

"y con las luces del alba antes que tú te despiertes
se hará ceniza el deseo me marcharé para siempre"

- Break someones heart


To describe your grandparets?

Si volvieran los dragones - Fito Paez

" Si volvieran los dragones, Robin Hood,
las amazonas, Marco Polo, Nosferatu, Garcilaso,
Casanova, Buster Keaton, Mata Hari, Don Quijote,
Macedonio, Moby Dick, Los Bucaneros,
Nostradamus, Celedonio, Sargent Pepper,
Goyeneche, Sitting Bull, La violetera,
Janis Joplin, Doctor Jekyll, D'Artagnan"

- Then maybe they'd come back, They be dead.


How is your life going?

My bible - Barrington levy

"My bible,
only it alone can carry me trhough"

- Need all the help I can get.


What song will they play at your funeral?

Pain for pleasure - Sum 41

"The seas have parted,
The endings started,
The sky has turned to black.
A killing spree through eternity,
The devil stabs you in the back,
Its midnight now you must escape somehow,
Torture is his leisure,
Dont try to hide hell make you subside,
As he exchanges pain for pleasure"

Time to face my sins and outrun the dark master.


How does the world see you?

Escape - Amon Tobin

"You gotta have camuflage, I got it all worked out"

- Blending in...


Will you have a happy life?

Hasperena - Fermin Muguruza

No lyrics, well it´s in Euskadi so cant really get what it says..

- When I learn Euskadi I'll know.


What do your friends really think of you?

Me casare cuando me enamore - Francisco Nixon

"Y si me engañan, sabré perdonar
Y si me cuidan podré enfermar
Y si vienen niños, pues Dios proveerá
Y si no hay dinero, pues no habrá dinero
Y si es aburrido, yo lo haré divertido"

-Go with the flow kindda guy


Do people secretly lust after you?

Fire ago bun dem - Gentleman

Cant make out any of this gibberish, good song though.

Guess i´ll never know, but fire is often related to lust right?

How can I make myself happy?

Take on me - a Ha (Reel big fish cover)

"So needless to say I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry."

Learn to take chances, go get her man.


What should you do with your life?

L'empire de coté obscure - Akenaton

"Non ne resiste pas ne lutte pas
Ne te detourne pas de la main tendue vers toi"

- Give in to temptation.


Will you ever have children?

Kirwani - Cinematic Orchestra

It´s pretty evident my iTunes is trying to elude this question by playing a kick ass song with no lyrics, so im gona fast foward this one to see if I can get an answer.

Try No 2:

Come on Eileen - Dexy´s midnight runners (Save ferris cover)

"These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us, no not us
We are far too young and clever
Go toora loora toora loo rye aye
Eileen, I'll sing this tune forever"

- Im far too young and clever, no kids.